If you can read this bulletin, you can participate in our next virtual Rotary meeting being held on Thursday, at 12:00 PM. Below is the information on how to join:
If you have a smartphone or tablet, download the Zoom app from the App Store or Google Play, depending on your device. Then, just enter the meeting number.
You will be on mute during the meeting to prevent background noise while President Holly or other speakers are talking. Otherwise, you will be unmuted.
President's Annoucements
President Holly virtually welcomed us to our weekly Rotary meeting, the home club of District Governor, LONG HAIRED HIPPY, Dave Hannan. Last Thursday was National Decency Day, National Buttermilk Biscuit Day and UNFORTUNATELY, National Chicken Dance day. Yes we all participated and were glad to be in the privacy of our own homes!
Holly was pleased to read a thank you note from the Crespos. Even under quarantine our members remain generous - giving to Hallagans, Lifetime care and the Free lunch program.
Wellness Report
Pat Albrecht was happy to report that Dave is doing well following his surgery to correct a vision problem.
Sharon SanAngelo’s back surgery has been rescheduled for May 18th.
Michele McManus will have surgery at Strong on Thursday, May 21st to repair a torn meniscus.
Kurt and Linda’s daughter Sarah will be having surgery at the Cleveland Clinic to unblock certain arteries.
Dave Hannan reported that past district governor Mike Slovak has suffered a stroke and is having trouble speaking.
Frank All was sad to announce the passing of his son-in-law,Alex Carabello’s father who lived in Puerto Rico.
Club Announcements/Happy Moments
Gail Chambers is again organizing Community Pride Day - this year to be held on Saturday, May 23rd from 10:30-12:30. Please call Gail to sign up and help plant flowers.
Speaking of flowers - Be sure to notice our beautiful Main Street. Thanks to Mayor Taylor and the town supervisors we have new Lamp posts, flags and flowers.
Gary Reilly announced that the Rotary Golf tournament will be scheduled for late summer - stay tuned.
Another reminder - annual dues are due by June 30th ($160)
Check your E-mail to play Rotary Bingo - wonderful prizes to be had!!
Upcoming Birthdays and Wedding Anniversaries
Please reach out and wish our fellow Rotarians a Happy Birthday:
May 23 - Mary Fitch
May 24 - Jim Praino
May 25 - Bruce Chambers
May 27 - Alex Quku
May 27 - Roger VanDeMortel
and Wedding Anniversaries
May 23 - Jim and Sandy DeVolder - 50 Years
May 27 - Steve and Charlotte Mooney - 48 Years
and Club Anniversaries
May 28 - Ted O'Toole - 5 Years
Show and Tell
Holly had invited us to share unusual items we have at our homes. Seemed like an appropriate task as we are under quarantine.
It was fun to take a virtual tour into fellow Rotarians homes. We learned a lot from this Show and Tell.
Make an Online Rotary Foundation Donation
You can make an online Rotary Foundation. To make sure that you receive credit for the donation, you need to log in to the Rotary International website.
A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well…
….until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances…
…and asked him the following questions:
Lawyer: “Have you any grounds?”
Man: “Yes , an acre and a half and a nice little home.”
Lawyer: “No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
Man: “It’s made of concrete.”
Lawyer: “I mean, what are your relations like?”
Man: “All my relations are still in Poland.”
Lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
Man: “We have a high-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.”
Lawyer: “Does your wife beat you up?”
Man: “No, I always wake up before her.”
Lawyer: “Sir, exactly why do you want this divorce?”
Man: “She’s going to kill me.”
Lawyer: “What makes you think that?”
Man: “I have proof.”
Lawyer: “What kind of proof?”
Man: “She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle and put it on the shelf in the bathroom. I can read it and it says…’Polish remover.’ ”
President Holly virtually welcomed us to our weekly Rotary meeting, the home club of District Governor, LONG HAIRED HIPPY, Dave Hannan. Last Thursday was National Decency Day, National Buttermilk Biscuit Day and UNFORTUNATELY, National Chicken Dance day. Yes we all participated and were glad to be in the privacy of our own homes! 
Holly was pleased to read a thank you note from the Crespos. Even under quarantine our members remain generous - giving to Hallagans, Lifetime care and the Free lunch program.
